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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.