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It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

Commentary:
Forget the camel, I'm just here to find out if Carl has a Yelp rating 😂👐🐪

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, camel, Carl, desert, horse, humor, i, name, rental, return, return trip, through, travel, trip, true on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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