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Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.