It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Forget the camel, I'm just here to find out if Carl has a Yelp rating 😂👐🐪 Related funny posts 😂 A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!” It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong. Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“ There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end. Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.