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I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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This bouncerโ€™s lucky Iโ€™m with my lady and physically frightened of him or heโ€™d be in a world of pain.

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You know youโ€™re getting old when youโ€™re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like youโ€™re on wheel of fortune.

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If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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Iโ€™ve been a main character since birth.

Playful quote about confidence and self-importance, humorous and bold in tone.

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