I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship. Commentary:Sounds like it's time to start dating a defibrillator! 😂❤️🩹⚡ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship. When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before. It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love. Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship. Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?
