I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

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People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

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BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

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At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.