I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like it's time to start dating a defibrillator! 😂❤️🩹⚡ Related funny posts 😂 No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough. I dare you to try and be more single than me. Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.