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Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

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I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

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Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

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When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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I overthink, therefore I am.

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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