I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to shock Gordon Ramsay with my culinary restraint! π πͺπ₯£ Related funny posts π I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me. Everyone should be more grateful for what I donβt say. Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. Itβs a four curse meal. Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that. My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.