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Mar 31, 2026

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

Witty humorous text about having self-control after cooking for men you considered poisoning.

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Trying to shock Gordon Ramsay with my culinary restraint! 😅🔪🥣

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