I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah,… Commentary:Trying to shock Gordon Ramsay with my culinary restraint! 😅🔪🥣 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer. According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8. According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people. I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right. I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.
