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Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

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“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

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Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

88 shares on Telegram this month:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

93 shares on Reddit this month:

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

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Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

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Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

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If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

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To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

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