I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down. Posted onOct 11, 2023Oct 11, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot. AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years. “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.” It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids. I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.