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I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn…

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn…

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic magic trick of squeezing into those post-Thanksgiving jeans 🦃✨ Who needs a sawing-in-half illusion when you can experience the real magic of stretch denim! 🎩👖😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged clothing, comparison, cut, experience, funny comparison, half, humor, i, jeans, magician, never, same, Thanksgiving, thing on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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