I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing. Funny Quotes September 11, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half. Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day. I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half. Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half. A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.
