I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.
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"Ah yes, the classic magic trick of squeezing into those post-Thanksgiving jeans 🦃✨ Who needs a sawing-in-half illusion when you can experience the real magic of stretch denim! 🎩👖😄"

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