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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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"Currently negotiating peace talks with my 'crisis cookies' ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ˜‚ How's the Snickers diplomacy going? ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿซ"

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