Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:The ultimate cold workout: ice cube dodgeball! π§πββοΈπ Related funny posts π I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it. Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food. Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray. The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck. I like running because itβs cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, theyβll have to catch me.