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My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.