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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

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It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.