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Just had a salad but it didnโ€™t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Just had a salad but it didnโ€™t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

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