Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos. Posted onMar 18, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew salad could be so serious? 🥗😆 Maybe it needs some stand-up dressing! Just lettuce know when you want a good chuckle with your greens! 🥬😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? Do we barbecue with women or without salad? There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo. Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce. It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.