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Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in…

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in…

Commentary:
"Who knew salad could be so serious? 🥗😆 Maybe it needs some stand-up dressing! Just lettuce know when you want a good chuckle with your greens! 🥬😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged food, humor, joke, just, laugh, me, photo, salad, stock, stock photo, women on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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