Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

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A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

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Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.