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The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.