Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Werther's in the pocket: officially one cardigan away from being a grandparent 🤣👴🏼🍬 Related funny posts 😂 The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent. I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way. If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket. Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed. Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.