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You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

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Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

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