Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.