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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

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Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

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I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

66 shares on Discord this month:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

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Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

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Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

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Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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I am single, please disturb me!

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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Broadcasted on Facebook:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Going bananas on WeChat:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

Breaking via Messenger:

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

Going viral on Pinterest:

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

Seen just now on Messenger:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

Trending via Facebook:

Icarus loved hot wings.

Trending via Messenger:

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

That awkward moment between birth and death.

I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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