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- My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.
- Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.
- At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.
- Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.
- When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.
