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When you expect to snack on some delicious kettle chips, but end up face-to-face with kettlebells instead… 🤣💪 Whoops, better switch gears and pump some iron instead of snacking! #FitnessSurprise

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

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A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

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They should invent crushes that like you back.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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