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When you expect to snack on some delicious kettle chips, but end up face-to-face with kettlebells instead… 🤣💪 Whoops, better switch gears and pump some iron instead of snacking! #FitnessSurprise

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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All the clouds have come out to play today.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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Situation monitoring is not for the uncaffeinated.

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I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

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Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

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I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

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You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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