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Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

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I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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You look like the result of a failed CIA experiment.

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Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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The day after Christmas is a dangerous morning to be a microwave.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

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His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

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You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

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The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

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One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

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Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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Scrolling should count as cardio.

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Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

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I love when the universe delivers receipts.

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Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

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Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

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We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

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Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

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I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

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My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

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You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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Never eat more than you can lift.

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Fries, not lies.

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Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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