Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

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This entire month could’ve been an email.

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Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.