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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Live now on TikTok:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Seen just now on Slack:

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

Just landed via YouTube:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Going viral on Slack:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

Trending via Instagram:

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

Seen just now on X:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

Shared recently on X:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Just landed via X:

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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44 shares on Slack this month:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

41 shares on Discord this month:

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Earth is hard.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Spotted on Threads:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Breaking via Messenger:

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Seen just now on Discord:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Just landed via Twitch:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Making waves on TikTok:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Going viral on Twitch:

OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

Shared recently on Discord:

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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