Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

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“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

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Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

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“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.