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My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

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For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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But that was my emotional support daylight.

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Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

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Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.