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I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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Listen to the birds, not the news.

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Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?