Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.
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"Who needs a cape when you can just fluctuate in weight like a superhero? 💪🍔🏋️‍♂️ Embracing the ultimate power of the scale, one pound at a time! 💥🦸‍♂️ #WeightLossGoals #WeightGainChamp"

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