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Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

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Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

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I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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2 months ago

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44 shares on YouTube this month:

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

49 shares on Slack this month:

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

45 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

59 shares on Discord this month:

80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

64 shares on Discord this month:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

93 shares on X this month:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

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I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

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When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

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Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

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Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

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Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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