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  • Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.
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  • Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.
  • What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?
  • The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.
  • Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.