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Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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Spotted on TikTok:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Seen just now on Instagram:

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Live now on Instagram:

Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

Going viral on Telegram:

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Going bananas on Slack:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Making waves on Messenger:

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Making waves on Threads:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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42 shares on Twitch this month:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

16 shares on Threads this month:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

99 shares on Facebook this month:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

24 folks are currently checking 👀

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

That fight could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WhatsApp:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

Spotted on Twitch:

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

Trending via WhatsApp:

May you heal from that fanfic that never got updated.

Just landed via TikTok:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Just landed via Discord:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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