Making art is making love to the world.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

78 shares on Threads this month:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It’s been forty years. It should all be out by now.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When did making sense stop making sense?