(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.