(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever che… Commentary:"Whoa, diving straight into the deep end of the relationship pool, are we? 💔💬 Better buckle up for this rollercoaster of a conversation, folks! 🎢😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up. “I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven? Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence. I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence. If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.