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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

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97 shares on YouTube this month:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

33 shares on Twitch this month:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

13 shares on TikTok this month:

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

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I should’ve existed as a tree.

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Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

Going viral on Instagram:

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

Live now on WhatsApp:

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

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