Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.
  • I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.
  • I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.
  • That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.
  • My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM
  • You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.