Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh, the irony! My eyeball just filed a complaint! 👀😂 Related funny posts 😂 I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me. I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook. No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.