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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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Breaking via Messenger:

Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Trending via Threads:

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Going viral on Instagram:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

Seen just now on TikTok:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Just shared via X:

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Seen just now on Instagram:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

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I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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24 shares on Facebook this month:

I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

21 shares on X this month:

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

37 shares on YouTube this month:

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

32 shares on Twitch this month:

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

78 shares on Slack this month:

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

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Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

I get writer’s block responding to people.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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Freshly posted on Instagram:

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

Trending via Facebook:

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Live now on Telegram:

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

Shared recently on Twitch:

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Making waves on Twitch:

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

Going bananas on Messenger:

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Breaking via Facebook:

I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

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Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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