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(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

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If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

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Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

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If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

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If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

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Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

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You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

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Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

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I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

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Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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