Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an… Commentary:"Ha! That's the sound of your lawnmower dreaming of freedom! 🚜😅 Better put it on pause, buddy!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn. If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble. The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid. When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do. I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.
