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Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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I can barely build a sandwich in a day, so I'm skeptical 🍕⏳🏛️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged built, construction, day, history, humor, i, maybe, Rome, sarcasm, time on Jul 16, 2025 by slickboy.

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