Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

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Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

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Hold on, let me overthink this.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.