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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

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Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

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I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

Going viral on YouTube:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Just shared via WeChat:

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

Just shared via TikTok:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

Live now on Messenger:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Going viral on Slack:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

2 months ago

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34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

42 shares on Slack this month:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

60 shares on WeChat this month:

I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

60 shares on Threads this month:

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

30 shares on X this month:

Life is weird and then you die.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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Body by sandwich.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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Breaking via Twitch:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

Just landed via Reddit:

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Making waves on YouTube:

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

Spotted on Facebook:

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

Going viral on Discord:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

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