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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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We decided to have money instead of children.

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

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One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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