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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?