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🤣 Oh, the eternal contradiction of email patience! 💌⏳ It's like we expect lightning speed when receiving and turn into sloths when sending! 🐢💨 Who knew our sense of urgency had a split personality? 😅 #EmailStruggles

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79 shares on X this month:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

Many of you need to put “lighten up” on your resolutions list.

28 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

34 shares on X this month:

Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it, and suddenly I ‘made Christmas awkward.’

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

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Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

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Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

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38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

Spotted on Telegram:

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

Going bananas on Facebook:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Spotted on Slack:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

Making waves on WeChat:

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

Just landed via Instagram:

Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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