Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMen don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!” Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy. I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me. Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to. Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.