Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Men's dating budget: One-time use only! Like a limited-time offer at a store ποΈπΈ Don't mistake it for the long-term finance plan πΌπ° #DatingRealities" Related Funny Posts π€ My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last. People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isnβt coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face. The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, heβs still hot. Iβm not βdating to marryβ or βdating for fun.β Iβm dating for a secret third reason. I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.