Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s… Commentary:"Men's dating budget: One-time use only! Like a limited-time offer at a store 🛍️💸 Don't mistake it for the long-term finance plan 💼💰 #DatingRealities" Related Funny Posts 🤝 People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face. The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot. I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason. I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money. That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.