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Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

Making waves on Twitch:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Trending via Messenger:

You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Spotted on Instagram:

Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

Going viral on YouTube:

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Breaking via WeChat:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

Humorous text about overthinking and curiosity, pondering cosmic events with a playful vibe.
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38 shares on Pinterest this month:

I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

46 shares on Discord this month:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

68 shares on Threads this month:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

72 shares on Discord this month:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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Deleting university to focus on Twitter.

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It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Spotted on Facebook:

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Just landed via TikTok:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Shared recently on Instagram:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Just shared via Messenger:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

Making waves on Telegram:

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

Seen just now on Discord:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Live now on Pinterest:

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

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