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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.