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🔥☀️ Meteorologist: "It's going to get even hotter." Me, on fire: "WHAT? Are we turning into human torches now? Someone pass the sunscreen, stat! 🔥🔥"

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Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

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3 months ago

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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2 months ago

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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2 months ago

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Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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2 months ago

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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2 months ago

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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2 months ago

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

65 shares on Slack this month:

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

14 shares on Discord this month:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

100 shares on Slack this month:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

33 shares on Threads this month:

Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

27 shares on YouTube this month:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

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Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

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If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

Just landed via Pinterest:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

Seen just now on Facebook:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Live now on Pinterest:

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

Trending via Reddit:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Making waves on YouTube:

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

Broadcasted on X:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Spotted on Telegram:

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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