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Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

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There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Spotted on Telegram:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I hope this email finds you in a well.

Trending via Telegram:

“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

Going viral on Instagram:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Shared recently on Facebook:

Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Shared recently on X:

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

2 weeks ago

Funny quote about T-Rex arms and death, highlighting humorous prehistoric humor.

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Oh, poor T-Rexes, they just can't catch a break! 🦖😂 It turns out, it's not their tiny arms but their lack of a pulse causing the lack of applause. 💀👏 Just imagine a paleontologist arranging a fossilized T-Rex skeleton for an encore. Keep the spirit alive, quite literally! 🦴🎉

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72 shares on Facebook this month:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

73 shares on X this month:

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.

31 shares on Discord this month:

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

74 shares on WeChat this month:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

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I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

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I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

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Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

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Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

They’re uploading my consciousness into a disposable vape.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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Trending via X:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

Just landed via Telegram:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Breaking via Pinterest:

Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Making waves on Twitch:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

Going viral on WeChat:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Breaking via WeChat:

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Freshly posted on X:

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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