Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.