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Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

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I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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Going viral on TikTok:

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Freshly posted on Threads:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Making waves on YouTube:

Through pottery, we domesticated rocks.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

Making waves on Facebook:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Just landed via YouTube:

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Just shared via Slack:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

Seen just now on Threads:

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Just shared via WeChat:

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

Trending via Messenger:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Live now on Instagram:

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

Live now on Pinterest:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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