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I am cassette tape years old.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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The government even made aliens boring.