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  • People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.
  • A genie that does my bidding would fix me.
  • Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.
  • Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.
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