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My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result i…

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result i…

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"Trying to declutter is like embarking on a quest to slay the dragon of excess…only to end up cuddling with it instead 🐉✨ Who knew that hoarding could be so cozy and comforting? #DragonDenDeclutterFail"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, always, attempt, dragon, happiness, hoard, i, lie, me, nice, nice thing, possessions, purge, rediscover, thing, things on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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