My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.