My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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Looks like your best friend is adulting while you’re mastering the art of popcorn consumption! 🍿🏠 Just remember, you’re building a solid foundation of snacking skills for the future! 😉

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