My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like your best friend is adulting while you're mastering the art of popcorn consumption! ๐ฟ๐ Just remember, you're building a solid foundation of snacking skills for the future! ๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon. Itโs awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know youโre eating his popcorn. Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn. If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner? Instead of getting married again, Iโm going to find a woman I donโt like and give her a house.