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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.