My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for… Commentary:Guess that makes unlimited texting the new "forbidden fruit" plan! 📱🍏😄 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill. It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.” Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it? Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color. Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.