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My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for…

My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for…

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Guess that makes unlimited texting the new "forbidden fruit" plan! 📱🍏😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged atonement, bill, cell, cell phone bill, consciousness, creating, dad, family, humor, monthly, original, original sin, pay, phone, responsibility, sin on Jul 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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