My dog understands several human words. I don’t under… Commentary:"Who's the real pet here? 🐶🤔 Clearly, I'm just here for belly rubs and kibble payments! 😂🐾" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot. Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment. Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …” If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from. Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.