My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

3 weeks ago

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Looks like my ducks took the GPS from a sci-fi movie! 🦆🚀🌌

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Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

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Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

2 months ago

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My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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