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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

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Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

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Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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Killing me softly with his schlong.

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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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Less talkie. More kissie.

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

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The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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