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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

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I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

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I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

Spotted on Facebook:

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

Seen just now on Threads:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

Seen just now on TikTok:

A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

Seen just now on Discord:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

Breaking via Snapchat:

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

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I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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69 shares on Instagram this month:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

94 shares on Slack this month:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

29 shares on Discord this month:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

33 shares on Twitch this month:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Just landed via Messenger:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Spotted on TikTok:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Just landed via Facebook:

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

Making waves on Threads:

In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Spotted on Reddit:

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Freshly posted on Threads:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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