My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

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There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

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Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.