My five-year plan is to just see what happens. Posted on5 days ago5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'm also using the "wing it and hope for the best" strategy! ๐๐บ๐ฎ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God. I donโt have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life. People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is. My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder. Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?