My future husband and I will be stay-at-home parents, and the kids will go to work. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Goals so big the kids gotta clock in early! ππ‘πΆπΌ Related funny posts π It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up. My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time. Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle. I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldnβt be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier. I have to pee. Story of my life.