My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage. Commentary:"When selective hearing is the real secret to a happy marriage! 😂👂❤️" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’ Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time. You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do. Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met. I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.
