My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.” Commentary:If my spirit animal was Wi-Fi, I'd be unstoppable! 📱😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call. Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented. Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day. Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings. There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.