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My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

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If my spirit animal was Wi-Fi, I'd be unstoppable! 📱😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addiction, day, humor, indian, Indian name, name, phone, phone addiction, smartphone, stares, staring, technology on Jul 31, 2025 by slickboy.

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