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Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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Making waves on YouTube:

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

Just landed via Slack:

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Spotted on Slack:

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

Making waves on WeChat:

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

Just shared via X:

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Breaking via Reddit:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Going viral on X:

What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

Going bananas on Discord:

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Going bananas on YouTube:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Just shared via Slack:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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27 shares on Twitch this month:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

95 shares on X this month:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

67 shares on Threads this month:

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

60 shares on Reddit this month:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

45 shares on Slack this month:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via TikTok:

That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

Trending via TikTok:

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

Live now on X:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

Just shared via TikTok:

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Just shared via Threads:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Seen just now on Twitch:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Just landed via YouTube:

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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